― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars.
Girl, 15, Europe.
say 3 times in front of the mirror: “Phil Lester is ugly” and wild Dan Howell will appear and kill you with his homosexuality
THIS IS PROBABLY DELUSIONAL BUT CAN WE TRY
AND HIS BEAUTIFUL QUIFF?
1.1 million? Okay.
GO GO GO
LET’S DO THIS GUYS
i’m queueing this to 3am my time bc all the americans will be up and this is more likely to be seen by them :’)